Written by SPECTRUM
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Topics: Iraq, Tony Blair, toast

Monday, 5 April 2010

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Tony Blair burned several rounds of toast and turned a rack black. The entire rack of toast was so burnt and smoking like the remains of an invaded country like Iraq after it was illegally invaded.

Fire-fighters turned up at the Blairs mansion after the smoke set off the fire alarm. Four fire engines were sent to Blairs address but it turns out they were not needed as Blair likes burning things black.

On the way back to the fire station the crew of the fire engines discussed how Blair had burned Iraq I mean a rack black for a second time.

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