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Topics: Easter

Monday, 5 April 2010

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Latest breaking news on 'Easter Bunny' and brother as they look forward to time in the cells

The ex-student (known as Easter Bunny) of Huffington Public School in Ontario, Canada, and his younger brother, were in court today.

'Easter Bunny' ran amock in a small school in Ontario 2 days ago. He caused the school to 'lockdown' and rampaged through the hallways throwing raw eggs at bulletin boards and tearing down any artwork depiction Easter eggs or chickens, whilst screaming 'I HATE EASTER, I HATE EASTER'.

If you have been following this story you will know that his younger brother, who still attends Huffington Public School, had propped open the door of the gym, leading from the outside, the previous night, in order to allow his brother access to the school.

Both brothers have appeared in court for sentencing.

Although they were given sentences which involved Community Service, they opted for a 6 month prison sentence, much to the delight of their parents, known Jenhovah's Witnesses, who preferred the jail sentences to Community Service involving Christian 'acts'.

The boys are delighted because it's going to give them 6 months away from Kingdom Hall and Witnessing on Saturdays with their parents. So saving them from having to face classmates when knocking on doors, which has resulted in much bullying for the two boys.

They are looking forward to the 'break' and it is rumoured that they are both planning to be 'disruptive' during their 6 month sentences in an effort to be given longer jail sentences.

Who knows to what lengths these 2 young men will go to in order to avoid Kingdom Hall. Time will tell.

Their parents don't believe the rumours and trust that Jehovah will bring the two boys back to 'Kingdom Hall' very soon.

Meanwhile, the boys are looking forward to prison food and making lots of new friends.

Our source tells us that they are both planning to have tattoos in prison. At the time of publishing it is not known what the tattoos will depict.

More as this story unfolds.

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