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Saturday, 18 September 2010

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Tiger gives advice

Wales - The drama of Tiger Woods return to golf continued to unfold to day as Tiger Woods began practicing for his role in Ryder Cup. Tiger Woods picked up two very interesting caddies for his practice rounds Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, who are both recently out on bail for their recurring drug problems.

"I just don't understand why they keep searching my purse! I mean you carried on with 5 or 6 women at one time, did they ever search your purse?" Hilton asked Tiger.

Tiger smiles patiently, "Hilton you have to understand, I'm a guy, I don't carry a purse, but I do have a golf bag."

"Oh," said Hilton, "I guess that makes sense, meaning maybe I should carry a golf bag, they have more places to hide things."

"Hilton you clutz, you'll just get caught carrying drugs in a golf bag. You have to do like me and use them up so you don't have to carry them!" said Lindsay.

"Yes, but remember what you have learned about taking drugs Lindsay," reminded Tiger, "If you take them then you will likely fail any drug test you're given."

"Darn! This so hard!" Yelled Lindsay in frustration, "Why can't I seem to get this!"

"Girls I think you are both just trying too hard and you need to let Uncle Tiger take you under his wing. We'll have a little dinner, and just relax together and see what happens."

"What was your addiction problem again Tiger?" asked Paris.

"Oh nothing really Paris, nothing at all."

Woods went on to completely say a number of misleading statements,which completely satisfied his two students.

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