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Topics: Israel, Wailing Wall

Thursday, 1 April 2010

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Wallering in its recent success of declaring two more areas of land in the West Bank "Jewish Heritage Sites," Israel has now declared the entire Earth a Jewish heritage site and is putting the final touches on the plans for a giant wall to be built-somewhere.

"We aren't sure exactly where to put the wall," declared Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, "but no Jewish people need to be concerned that it will run through their property." He went on to ponder, "Are there any Jewish people in Darfur?"

Dismissing any concerns that somebody's property rights might be violated by such an extreme and potentially dangerous conceptual land grab that makes no sense, Netanyahu laughed, and said, "a land grab that makes no sense..now, that's funny."

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