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Wednesday, 31 March 2010

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The arachnids have freaked out Putin

Moscow - (Spider Hole): Chechen Spider Woman lesbians are tormenting Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin who has found a new way to frame them for this week's Moscow bombings.

Last year the arachnid web's existence was confirmed by the Bloodyvostock Tourist Board after pleas from China for an immediate exchange with their own pesky dykes.

For the last 50 years Chako Paul City in Northern Chechnya has produced thousands of hermaphroditic self-reproducing lesbians after a pollution accident in the regional water resevoirs poisoned supplies with radioactive Plutonium-210.

Today's attribution of the terror attacks follows two years' intense screwtiny of the gay females' financial transactions via UK sister institution the Scottish (Black) Widows Bank plc.

The Moscow subway bombs killed 38 and wounded over one hundred.

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