Quito - (Suckers): In a landmark ruling the international arbitration court has adjudicated that badass Ecuadorean President Correa (sic) is in cahoots with Pyongyang's Kim 'Mah' Jong Ill in a crude creaming-off venture worth $1 billion a year.
The money has been laundered via Northern Crock Bank (Vanuatu) to an Opus Dei switching account at the First Gnomes of Zurich Bank of Tel Aviv, Vatican branch.
Correa, 69, said today that journalists should mind their own bloody business - unless of course they'd like to go on an impromptu 'fact finding' tour of the North Korean military dictatorship's special tourist attractions.
These include padded cells located one mile beneath Pyongyang's fabled Palace of Culture in an experimental psycho-sexual unit for serial offenders.
Ex-Chevron lawsuit Judge Juan Nunez is still in hiding after getting caught on video discussing his percentage of a government bribe to throw the US supermajor trial.