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Topics: Health, Food, Diet

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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Blowton Gets Others to Diet for him.

Clark Blowton has made headlines again for "The Blowton Diet".

While most other diets are based on reducing food intake and increasing exercise the "The Blowton Diet" promises you can eat all you want laying in bed drinking a big bottle of white wine while watching Teletubbies.

According to Blowton the secret to losing weight "Is to have others do the dieting for you."

"It is a secret I learned a long time ago."

"While I may be able to save a thousand calories a day by diet and exercise the weight loss possible with the "Blowton" method is only limited by the number of people you have dieting for you."

"I started out losing a hundred pounds a month and now I am up to 735 pounds a day!"

Blowton says it is not difficult to get others to diet for you. He set up a website called TheBlowton.com where people get to post their weight loss and rate each other's accomplishments online for free.

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