Written by MonkeyInTheBath
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Topics: Global Warming

Saturday, 27 March 2010

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The Earth: becomes like an Earth, but just for an hour

Today, across the world, hippies from all countries celebrated "Earth Hour", where people are encouraged to not use any electricity in a futile bid to prevent excessive consumption of the Earth's resources.

People are asked to switch off lamps, computers, TVs, phones, and dildos and enjoy the natural environment of an electricity-free world. Or as some have termed it, "Boring as shit hour! Do I really have to read a fucking book?"

It is estimated that the total impact of Earth Hour upon global carbon emissions will be completely irrelevant, and the hour has been ridiculed as a "publicity stunt" by the Council for the Denial of Climate Change.

Leader of the CDCC, David Bellamy, said, "It'sth sthupid! It'sth not going to sthave any money, just make sthome sthmug tosthers feel better about sthemsthelvesth."

Earth Hour is organised by the WWF - the World Wrestling Federation - in an attempt to increase viewing figures for their post-Earth Hour entertainment.

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