Today, across the world, hippies from all countries celebrated "Earth Hour", where people are encouraged to not use any electricity in a futile bid to prevent excessive consumption of the Earth's resources.
People are asked to switch off lamps, computers, TVs, phones, and dildos and enjoy the natural environment of an electricity-free world. Or as some have termed it, "Boring as shit hour! Do I really have to read a fucking book?"
It is estimated that the total impact of Earth Hour upon global carbon emissions will be completely irrelevant, and the hour has been ridiculed as a "publicity stunt" by the Council for the Denial of Climate Change.
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Earth Hour is organised by the WWF - the World Wrestling Federation - in an attempt to increase viewing figures for their post-Earth Hour entertainment.