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Saturday, 27 March 2010

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Peaches' breasts ripe for some juicy tattoos?

Los Angeles - (YouBoob!): Are they 'swallows' or love birds tattooed on her curvy bikini line?

And is the Small Ones R So Juicy! needle artwork a reference to her fruity name or the naked bouncing breasts that Peaches Geldof is flashing in the explicit two minute video?

Footage of the very stoned-looking blond 21 year-old and a nude mystery male frolicking 'skyclad' in a Hollywood Scientology initiation temple was posted on the YouBoob! website this weekend.

Filmed last year at Thanksgiving the young Ms Geldof is seen dancing erotically during a classic L Ron Hubbard-esque purification ritual in the temple's ornate steam room.

Perspiration rivulets smudge her tacky, smoky eye makeup, leaving a glistening 'snail trail' all the way down to her sweaty lower abdomen.

Meanwhile scratches and claw-marks criss-cross her anonymous lover's tanned, muscular flesh as the pair cavort in Stravinsky-esque Rite-of-Spring dance steps in the sauna's exercise room.

"It's a steam room classic!" celebwatch site LA FagHagSlagMag sources commented today.

Peaches' current boyfriend, Inglourious Basterds actor, is 37.

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