Written by SPECTRUM
Print this

Saturday, 27 March 2010

image for Uno Thurman as only one person called Bill turns up to see her new movie
She should never have killed Bill.

Only one person turned up at the Apollo cinema in London's west end to see Uma Thurman's latest Movie, Motherhood, a semi autobiographical account of parenting in New York written and directed by Katherine Dieckmann.

The one person who did turn up ironically called Bill said the film was crap but I was surprised I was the only one who turned up,Thurman should never have killed Bill.

This Movie is destined to be one of the biggest flops ever perhaps even the Numero Uno of all time flop Movies.

The other stars in the Movie Jodie Foster and Minnie Driver were so embarrassed at the turnout they could not wait for their limousine instead they escaped when they were offered a lift by a mini driver.

Make SPECTRUM's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 plus 1?

7 12 5 13
55 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more