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Saturday, 27 March 2010

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I am sick of this Global Warming crap so I am keeping my light on.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart will put their lights out tonight because they prefer twilight,not because of this Earth Hour climate change campaign. Earth Hour ,organised by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF),will see millions of people switch their lights off this weekend because they are brainwashed with this Global Warming Media indoctrination.

Energy experts have pointed out however that even if power stations are turned off,the upsurge in turning the lights back on one hour later will require power stations that can fire up quickly like oil and coal. The result would be that there would actually be an increase in carbon emissions,so maybe it would be better if the WWF would stick to dealing with the Worlds Wildlife.

Professor Karl Carlton a Scientist outspoken about the Global warming agenda said that "Global Warming is a myth,the effect humans have in heating up the planet could be compared to trying to heat up the Worlds tallest building the Burj Dubai with a match".

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