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Thursday, 25 March 2010

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Ten pints and I want a copy of the Twilight DVD

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk.

Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Chloe were out in North London for a boozy lunch. After lunch and several bottles of wine Judy Finnigan had to be helped along the street looking totally pie eyed. Richard and his daughter wanted to get Judy home as soon as possible but she insisted in going into a shop for the Twilight saga DVD beforehand.

Meanwhile in Los Angeles Lindsay Lohan got so drunk she was legless after drinking to much at a trendy new club on the sunset strip. Drunk as she was she insisted someone should go and get her the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD.

So be warned if you get totally pissed you might come home at twilight with Twilight.

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