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Wednesday, 24 March 2010

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Bangladeshi island abducted by Aliens, they felt sorry for the inhabitants and now they're in heaven!

An island in the Bay of Bengal has completely vanished and many Bangladeshi's, 'after chewing coca leaves all day,' swore they saw an Alien speceship land and swallow the island.

It then vanished into the sky and all that was left was a Bangladeshi Hag, roughly 95 years old and some dirty washing rotting in the midday sun.

This astonishing story has been confirmed by Area 51, a spokesman for Area 51, Nutty Professor, Winston Blackhole-Stargate (also very high on coke) said:

"We've been tracking this bastard since he entered the earths atmosphere, we thought he was coming to visit us, but he changed course and headed for Bangladesh!"

This explains everything, Aliens are not only interested in the US and rich countries, they also have an interest in supporting poorer countries on the planet.

The reason for abducting this particular island in the Bay of Bengal is obvious, they saw the dirty rotten washing, the 95 year old Hag bending over, felt sorry for the other inhabitants and decided to offer them a better life in heaven!

Please Imperial US and other rich nations, take an example of this very Alien behaviour!

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