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Topics: Books, Language, Irish

Monday, 22 March 2010

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Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly has purchased a copy of the book of Gobble-de-gook on Ebay after reading the book was as controversial as the Bible.

"I wanted to compare this book to the bible but was very disappointed said" Silly, "In the bible there were three wise men but in this book of Gobble-de-gook it looks like it was written by idiots." To explain in detail what Silly is going on about the book of Gobble-de-gook is really a book for politicians and way out writers who want to confuse people in what they say,or in what they write.

These writers who subscribe to the book of Gobble-de-gook write in a fashion that might be OK with a select group of other writers, but their ramblings are going to be totally ignored by up to 90% of the population who prefer to read plain English.

Groucho Marx was once given a book written in Gobble-de-gook style and he said "From the moment I picked up your book up until the moment I put it down I could not stop laughing.

"Someday I hope to read it.".

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