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Friday, 19 March 2010

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Robert Can you see me Do you Remember me.

Robert Pattinson the young star of that vampire Movie, Twilight, got totally pissed yesterday after drinking far to much while partying to celebrate his new Movie REMEMBER ME.

Outside the Ivy Club in London at Twilight Pattinson was being helped by his body guard,while he was holding a drink in one hand and a large packet of Popcorn in the other. A police officer approached and said everything all right here.

Pattinson offered the officer some of his popcorn while he was in his totally pissed state saying "Remember me officer would you like some Copporn".

The Cop replied "I think you better go home and sober up lad your one of these people that should not be let out at twilight."

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