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Thursday, 18 March 2010

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One Tattoo Too Many! Jesse James' New Bimbo Body Art Trips Him Up!

TV's most notorious biker, Jesse James and 'loving husband' of Actress Sandra Bullock, was apprehended by his wife after fellow biker and cover girl Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee admitted she had been getting weekly 'tune ups' on the set of his 'Monster Garage" TV series.

A confidant close to the couple, said Sandra became alarmed when she noticed a new tattoo on her husband's arse depicting a live hand grenade and the initials MBM encircled in a heart.

Details emerging today indicate that the popular grease monkey famous for his outrageous custom Harley Choppers, body tattoos, and having hooked up with more losers than John Daly, took a fancy to the tattooed cover girl when she brought her bike in for a lube and a tune up.

Meanwhile, while all this was starting to heat up hotter than a welder's torch, Sandra was on location for her Academy Award winning role in "The Blind Side."

According to McGee, Jesse said his wife no longer lived at home, at which point Michelle allegedly stripped down to the buff and the two compared intimate body tattoos, which virtually cover their entire body, and eventually led to what Michelle said was a 'complete tune up."

A spokesman for a local biker group composed of mostly white bread Hollywood types, a few hedge fund managers, and a recording studio mogul, said Jesse's escapades where well known since he bragged that looking at Michelle's nude body was ' almost as earth shaking as a bad LSD trip.'

The biker, who has admitted to a more than passing knowledge of recreational drugs and was formerly married to a porn star now in rehab, said he's taking a leave of absence from his show, but is considering either a run for the governorship of California or the starring role in a new reality show featuring whole body skin grafts without anesthesia tentatively called "Out, Out Damned Spots!"

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