Dallas, TX - Just another day in the retired life of George W. Bush Jr. He and his security agents had just returned from a jog around the neighborhood when there was a knock at the door.
"There was this middle eastern lookin' fella holding a sugar jar and asking to borrow a cup of sugar of all things," said GW, "So I got curious, you know I do a little baking since I retired, like to make cookies for the boys in black," chuckles at himself, "So I ask this guy what he was baking," and he says, "I'm not baking anything, I'm making an IED." I thought great, "Italian E special Dinner."
"Then he gets kind of horsey with me and says," imitates accent,"No you a stu-pid fool, I'm making improvised explosive device," so I says, "What?! Now hold on there fella!... No need to get irritated, I'll get you some sugar." So I take his container and go the kitchen and there's Laura cooking breakfast."
"So I tell Laura about the middle-eastern lookin fella wanting some sugar and she asks me 'What for? so I tell her about the Italian food IED or something. Laura about jumped through the ceiling she was so mad.
"George! Don't you know what an IED is?" she asks me, "Its an improvised explosive device! I'm calling 911 you go out and stall him. So I did and it turns out I helped to capture Osama Bin Ladin, aint that something? So it just goes to show, be careful if your neighbor makes funny requests."
Dick Cheney chastised the former President, saying, "I taught him what an IED was, hell I made him write on a white board a hundred times!"