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Tuesday, 16 March 2010

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Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly went to his local pub Finnegans and ordered Martini after Martini each time taking the olives out and placing them in a jar. As he sat in the bar drinking he was reading the obituary column of his newspaper.

"Its always puzzled me" Silly said to the Barman "How people always seem to die in alphabetical order".

Silly continued to order Martini after Martini each time removing the olives and putting them in the jar. After the jar was full of olives Silly was just about to leave when the Barman said "What's all that about with the olives".

"Nothing" said Silly my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives".

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