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Topics: Irish, car crash

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

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Irishman Cillian Murphy known to friends and family as Silly was on his way back to Dublin for St Patricks Day, when unfortunately he was involved in a serious car crash when a woman driver drove out in front of him.

Amazingly although the cars were both write-offs, both drivers escaped without even a scratch.

A beautiful blonde crawled out the car that had hit Silly's. She spoke to Silly and advised him that it must have been a miracle that they both survived so they must have been meant to be together.

She then produced a full bottle of the finest Irish Whiskey which had also survived intact and offered Silly a drink.

He drank half the bottle and handed it back but the woman said now we can wait for the Police.

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