Diamond doggy, Soli from New York swallowed a massive diamond after having several rumblings in his tummy, feeling overwhelmed by hunger, he devoured the giant "sparkler"!
His owners agreed immediately to auction the diamond + Soli's stinking heap at world famous auction house, Notheby's.
Notheby's promptly agreed to sell the "heap of crap + diamond" as the owners demanded that the diamond be sold solely with Soli's heap of natural waste, ponging!
On hearing the news, millionaire dog-lovers, shit collectors, diamond dealers and "crap" artists rushed to buy a ticket for the "stinkiest auction" of the year!
After three days of waiting, nature took it's course and a heap of sparkling, stinking dogs crap was laid on a golden plate and presented to the audience.
It didn't take long before multi-millioniare artist, Damien Wirst (Wirst = German Sausage from a German Sausage dog) snapped up the sparkling, fuming heap and flew it directly over to the Tate Gallery in London per Concorde (what?).
It now stands proudly as a majestic piece of art alongside Jesus depicted in piss and a stuffed camel having a shit, "perfect, wunderbar" cried Damian!