Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly eventually got a part time job supervising a young lad who was training to be a gravedigger.
"Where do I start" said the young lad. "Dig a hole right there" said Silly as he looked on. "After several hours the young lad shouts out " I dug the hole but where am I going to put all this dirt". Silly shouted back "that's easy just dig another hole and put the dirt in there".
After work Silly tried to creep in the house because he did not want his wife to know that he had found work,as he wanted to keep all his wages to buy Guinness. His wife however confronted him at the door "Where have you been" "The cemetery" he said. "Who is Dead" exclaimed the wife.
"They all are" replied Silly.