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Monday, 15 March 2010

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Obama's Child Hood Friend Still Alive in Indonesia; Anticipates Reunion!

Getting ready for a combined Family reunion and vacation in Indonesia next week, Hussein Obama treated the entire family to complete foot care and pedicure treatments in the White House in preparation of the celebratory "home coming' foot baths in Jakarta.

Responding to some critical comments in the fashion section of the Washington Post last week concerning Michelle's choice of footwear, a $695 pair of black flip flops described as a 'Podiatrist's Wet Dream', the President's close personal advisor and Chicago Consulier, Valerie Jarrett, urged Hussein to 'address your foot problem ' anticipating many photo ops as Hussein returned to his home town of Jakarta and cheering throngs of millions of Muslims.

Indonesia has been somewhat estranged from the US since 1995, 2 years before Obama was enrolled in a Muslim School there, when the secretive intelligence and counter insurgency group Kopassus under took a 500,000 person purge after an aborted coup.

Indonesia is the world's fourth most populous state, and THE most populous Muslim nation, numbering over 200 million.

Most of the nation's muslims are ready to welcome Obama, while some more conservative groups pushing for a united Muslim world are against his visit.

Insiders in the Pentagon say Obama is pushing to have members of the Kopassus take part in advanced military training in the US, and is even considering replacing the Secret Service with an elite Indonesian White House Guard responsible for his safety, as well as to screen dinner and movie guests.

A medical report leaked from Walter Reid Army Hospital, also revealed Obama's life long battle against Athlete's Foot, as well as his problem with alcohol addiction reported earlier in The Spoof.

Doctor's say the problem stems from his stint abroad where he tended goats after school and walked barefoot in the fields causing a severe case of fungus on his feet, in addition to the invasion of ring worm, and a still unidentified parasite that entered his body between his first and second toe, that migrated to his brain. The Parasite has been blamed for moments of delusion, extreme narcissism, stuttering, and the inability to speak off the cuff without choking up.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said the President is going with 'the basic French Polish', while Michelle and the girls have gone with OPI colours of various shades of Purple, dusted with diamond chips, and then 5 clear coats of marine grade spar varnish to keep their 'Toe Doo' from degrading."

Gibbs added that the girls would also be shopping on line from Nieman Marcus for some new Burqas, and that the Obama family would be traveling with their own Designer Water for their foot baths. "I think it's something bubbly," said Gibbs, " and probably bottled in France, the same shit Pelosi demands on Air Force III."

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