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Saturday, 13 March 2010

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Tiger Woods has declined a golf match challenge from Mr Magoo the short sighted Gink after he heard it can take Mr Magoo up to three weeks to finish a round of golf.

While playing Golf in Florida recently Mr Magoo hit a shot so far off the mark his golf ball ended up in the Everglades which as we know has plenty of crocodiles. Mr Magoo attempted to retrieve his ball and was walking over the top off a ferocious eighteen foot long crocodile,which he thought was a log.

Mr Magoo eventually finished his round of golf three weeks later at 747 over par.

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