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Saturday, 13 March 2010

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After watching Christine Bleakley the One Show presenter cross the English Channel on water skies,Robert Pattinson & Kirsten Stewart have been discussing who could do it better.

Pattinson reckons that Eddie the Eagle former winter Olympic ski jump flop could do a better job and they would like Eddie to cross over in the Twilight.

The problem for many people however is that even when Eddie the Eagle was at his peak he finished last in his event, so many years later he could be a hundred times worse.

Eddie was known as Mr Magoo so years later will he even be able to see the sea.

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