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Wednesday, 10 March 2010

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A recent pic of the Jihadist suspect

London - (Peroxide Ass Mess): A report back in January by Spoof writer Queen Mudder first exposed the existence of a 'dumb blond granny' suicide bomber linked to yesterday's arrest of Irish Al-Qaeda suspects.

Forty-six year-old peroxide grandma Fatima Rose - aka Colleen LaRose/Colleen Larouche - was arrested at the weekend after volunteering to nuke the hell out of whatever pesky Jihadists wanbted, according to reports.

FBI sources said today 'Jihad Jane' - as she has been dubbed - inspired seven Muslim immigrants resident in the sleepy little Irish hamlet of Shergar, County Louse, into plotting the murder of cartoonist Lars Vilks.

The Swedish scribbler notoriously depicted the Prophet Mohammed as partially canine in 2007, causing widespread outrage.

A spokesnman for the Kennel Club today said the whole affair had left international relations 'in the doghouse' and urged US authorities to chip and pin Ms LaRose in the interest of public safety.

US cult leader Lyndon Larouche is stark raving bonkers.

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