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Sunday, 7 March 2010

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Satan's throne will be vanquished

London - (Armageddinouttahere!): As the benefic planet Venus glides majestically into Aries, the Zodiac's sign of Spring, the stage set is for the downfall of the most evil patriarchal conspiracy since the invention of the Crucifiction and its Twelve Apostles supporting act.

Monday 8th March's International Women's Day has long been numerology's uber hush-hush call sign for the toppling of patriarchy's baleful warlords.

These gave the world demonic pus-filled fistulas such as Opus Dei, the Iraq War, the Credit Crunch, the Climate Change fiction factory, JK Rowling, WAGs and shags, Wills and Harry, George W Bush and the Bent Cross shopping center.

But all that is now set to change.

Pagan conspiracy website Armageddinouttahere.con revealed today a seismic shift in goddess activity virtually guarantees massive upheaval connected to Albion's faux, Nazi/Soviet throne.

Cyber spreadbetting site Aintgottaprayer.con is offering odds of 100-1 on the prediction coming true.

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