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Topics: Gay, Vatican

Friday, 5 March 2010

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Gay Swiss Guards like this one possibly also implicated

Vatican - (Gay Ass Mess): The tidy little earner deep beneath the Catacombs is now in receivership following the arrest of a Vatican choirboy and one of the Pope's ceremonial Gay Gentlemen Ushers.

Nigerian-born Ghinedu Ehiem, a 'soprano' from the St Peter's Basilica Choir, is reported to be implicated in a gay prostitution ring following a police mousetrap, er...wiretap.

Fellow Soprano (sic) Angelo 'Voice of an Angel' Balducci, a member of Pope Jo Ratzinger's elite Gay Gentlemen of His Holiness usher ring from the Vatican's Apostolic Palace fudge-packing club, was also busted.

Two other arrests were made along with Balducci, listed as a Vatican engineering and construction consultant and board member of Italy's pubic (sic) works department.

Papal gofer Monsignor Georg Gangswine is 69.

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