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Friday, 5 March 2010

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She's a bit more past-it looking these days

New York - (Ass Mess): A new book about Hollywood stars' shagging careers published this week takes a timely swipe at Hollywood legend Angelina Jolie.

Decades of Shagging: The True Story, written by US biographer Ron 'Jenny' Paul (Harpy & Collinz, $35) says Ms Jolie had two flings with ageing sexagenarian lothario Mick Jagger.

The first affair apparently was during the 1997 filming of the Rolling Stones' video for Anybody Seen My Baby?

And the second was in 2003 while she was Mrs Jonny Lee Miller and Jagger was Mr L'Wren Scott.

Paul also says Ms Jolie had it off with Hollywood star Ralph Fiennes and Irish actor Colin Farrell, and maybe Billy Bob Thornton's pool man.

Since her last fling Ms Jolie has cultivated a wholesome maternal profile, adopting children all over the world and giving some exotic names.

Her romantic partner Brad Pittz has a slightly haunted and exhausted look these days, said to be an after-effect of the burdens of paternity.

Jennifer Aniston is an absoliute knock-out!

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