Written by Mr Anorchristic
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Topics: European Union, UKIP

Friday, 5 March 2010

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The European Parliment Yesterday

Sparks turned into flames at the EU Parliament yesterday when the UKIP Party's representative in Europe, Nicholas Farage, accused the new appointed Belgian President of Europe, Ruud Van Rumpypumpy, of 'stealing my face' and ''shagging my wife''.

Other EU MP's were left stunned and shocked when UKIP's Farage broke EU protocols and let out a tirade of four letter expletives at the shocked EU President, Rumpypumpy such as 'cunt' 'wanker' and 'rimmer'.

UKIP's Farage, flew into a rage when learning of the Presidents idea to build wind turbines in eight EU countries except the UK, and again accused the President of 'stealing his face' and 'shagging his wife', yet he had little support from other EU MP's.

Farage, a well known friend and confidant of sacked and well known UKIP racist TV personality, Robert Kilroy Silk, claimed that the President had spiked his fruit cocktail with Rohypnol on a night out with EU secretaries and PR staff, had then got a top Swiss Plastic surgeon to ''remove his face''.

Farage then went on to claim that the Belgian EU President Rumpypumpy then, wearing his face, ''lived his life'' by stroking his dog, having one-one fatherly talks with his wayward 16 year old daughter, and then ''made my wife experience and orgasm for the first time''.

The UKIP's EU representative sensationally went on to state ''that from the moment he stole may face my life and political career began to fall apart, I knew then he had done a 'Face Off', like the one that happened to Nicholas cage and John Travolta.

A Spokesperson for the Belgian EU President, stated that ''Mr Rumpypumpy was not available for comment, as he was ''deepthroating an pearl-necklacing Nicholas Farage's wife''.

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