Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: cheese, Holland, Kebab

Thursday, 4 March 2010

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Geert Wilders is not a NAZI he only wants the Dutch to stop eating KEBABS!

Dutch, slightly righter than left politician, Geert Wilders, is on a holy mission.

He wishes to prove not only to Holland, but also to the rest of the world that the Dutch are a nation of cheese eating, tulip growing, windmill worshipping weed smokers.

He also wishes to prove that the Dutch are not and will certainly never be a nation of kebab, couscous eating Muslims, never!

Geert is sending out messages to his fellow European nations that they should also reject the strange habits, cultures, religions of economical immigrants and return to what they should be doing, eating and acting like Europeans!

Here are some of his messages to other European Nations:

Germany = Germans should return to eating sauerkraut and bratwurst, drink loads of German Pils and kick the fucking Turks out, Sieg Heil!

England = the English should eat Shepards pie, drink tea with milk, go down the boozer and get thouroughly pissed, send their hooligans to South Africa and kick the shit out of everybody else!

France = The French should eat baguettes, camembert, drink loads of vino, try to play decent football and kick the Algerians back to where they come from, ALLEZ!

Belgium = They're fucking useless anyway so why bother!

Spain = Spanish should eat tortilla, paella and when bullfighting they should use black African illegals as bait dressed in RED mini skirts!

Italy = Land of pasta, pizza and doing what they're best at, being corrupt (long historical culture in Italy) and use the Mafiosi to make all illegal immigrants disappear!

Wilders is gaining popularity rapidly and once again the Dutch will be showing other Europeans how to "plug their holes"!

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