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Thursday, 4 March 2010

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Its still just as cold as its always been

Al Gore has moved to Las Vegas because he is fed up giving Global warming lectures in the snow. There is of course a problem its so hot in Las Vegas that nobody wants to listen to a guy yap on about Global Warming for six hours when they could be going to The Folie Bergere or playing cards in the casinos.

The Global Warming scam has become very clear recently firstly when it was discovered that film used by Gore and the other Global Warming Scam Merchants apparently showing melting at the polar ice caps was actually computer generated film for a feature film and they have not even been given permission to use it.

A Photograph that has been used a lot also is a couple of Polar Bears standing on some ice surrounded by water which they use to say that these poor bears are trapped because
Global warming has melted the ice all around.

The photographer has now come forward to say that the Bears actually swam on to this piece of ice stayed for a few minutes and swam back. Polar Bears can swim up to thirty miles and frequently jump on to loose pieces of ice surrounded by water its been like that for years.

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