The recent appearance of President Barry Obama surrounded by white coated 'aides' during a rambling, invective filled press conference clouded with innuendo, and only slightly veiled threats, seem to confirm earlier Spoof Reports that he is suffering from acute alcohol abuse.
The President appeared worn, haggard, sunken, and plain strung out after what one close aide said was a 'drunken rampage' that kept him up all night as he fought to console himself with his new public image as a 'shallow loser.'
After the embarrassing display, obstructionist Republican Senator, and Hall of Famer Jim Bunning, again called out the Democrats on their "Pay-Go" bill which they guaranteed would shut down all pork barrel spending. Bunning invoked their own FATWA, saying he was NOT going to vote to increase the President's Alcohol allowance, even if Nancy Pelosi tried to tie it to a bill granting an extension of unemployment benefits.
"It's obvious to me, ' said Bunning, known to pitch inside on more than one occasion, " that the President is off base, and has lost his way due to his overmedication on Alcohol. What we need is more sober reflection from this administration, not self indulgence in mind numbing drugs!"
Chris Dodd and a number of his cronies in the former Kennedy Drinking & Groping Club, were mercifully absent during this address, having already adjourned to the Senate bar after a harrowing 3 hour day.
After the President was escorted off the stage by his aides, a worried Michelle was seen conferring with some of her aides still concerned that she had done the right thing with the 'Intervention."
Joe Biden was said to be unavailable for comment as he was in his office being fitted for some new 3 piece suits, custom made English wing tips, and new regimental power ties, allegedly for his upcoming swearing in ceremony.
Hillary Clinton is said to have sent condolences, but was tied up having tea with Hugo Chavez and discussing the new Oil for Electricity Trade Agreement she hoped to have completed before she jump started her next Presidential Campaign.