Written by Jean Le Fete

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Topics: Miley Cyrus, Whale

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Flipping over Hanna?

Orlando, Florida - Miley Cyrus agent, Fred Newton, today announced that Miley Cyrus will hold her "I'm not Hanna Montana" Party at Sea World, where she will ride a Killer Whale..

"It's just good clean fun," says Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley's dad, "She's been a slave for years now, this is kind of her coming out party." When asked what he thought about Miley riding a whale, he apparently wasn't aware of all the details, "She's said she's gonna do what?!!"

Personal friends Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have both agreed to join Miley on the ride provided they both get to have one of her Hanna Montanna wigs.

There was no official response, but off the record a manager with large round ears said,"Oh it's really no big deal, we've all seen her naked before."

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