Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Naked, Australia, Ugly

Monday, 1 March 2010

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Real "NAKED NATURAL" beauty puts naked humans to shame!

Just to prove the fact that humans are, WELL, pretty ugly, generally, thousands of them stripped off their clothes in front of the Sydney Opera house and proved the point!

Fatties, skinnies, pregnant women, beer-gutted fathers, balding women/men, saggy boobs, big dicks, big tits, small dicks, small titties, silicone implants, male extensions, orange peel butts, etc!

They were all there proving the point that apart from the ugliest of fish, insects and baboons with red butts, humans are really quite a turn-off when they're naked.

This massive naked event was organised by the GAY/LESBIAN fraternity in Australia searching for new members to join there ever growing club called "WE, THE LIBERAL ONES".

The famous photographer/Artist, Stephen Tunick (who?) who specialises in the the "Naked Facts" claimed that nudity brings GAYS and STRAIGHTS closer together, albeit only in the open and not when things turn STIFF in the cold wind!

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