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Sunday, 28 February 2010

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I feel an earthquake coming on I am getting to Hell out of here

Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as silly wants to know the answer to the animal mystery. There have been thousands of people killed in earthquakes recently in Haiti
and Chile yet animals seem to survive you never hear about how many animals die.

Mr Murphy wonders if the animals know beforehand where the earthquake is going to happen and so they move out the area or is it just that animals don't live in brick buildings so they avoid dying covered in rubble from the place they live in.

Silly was on holiday in the Canary Islands recently but he could not understand why he could not find any canaries.

If anybody knows the answer to Silly's questions please send your reply to Silly on THE SPOOFS general discussion forum.

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