The Chilean earthquake has triggered chaos in Hawaii as top surfers arrive to experience the "Ultimate Kick" in the surfing world, riding a tsunami!
The last tsunami to cause such a panic was the Thai tsunami but surfers were not informed early enough so they missed the ultimate kick of surfing between floating cars, buses, cows and dead bodies, damn!
This time they are determined to kick the shit out of the wave and are all heading for Hawaii, the surfers paradise!
Blond, bleached, sun-tanned US Top surfers, Brad Fullpipe and Sean Wipeout gave the following interview on Waikiki beach as the Tsunami approached:
"Man this is some awesome shit going down, we've waited for this all of our lives and no fucking Hawaiian police are gonna stop us now, this mother fucking wave is the ultimate adrenalin BUZZ and our DICKS are getting hard just thinking of it, like!"
The reporter on seeing the massive wave approach, run for the hills as the Surfers headed for the water paddling for their lives screaming YEAAHH!
Brad and Sean were last seen surfing on the Tsunami past the 15th floor of the Hilton hotel, Sean was entering a "full pipe" through a Penthouse window and Brad was being "Wiped out" by a floating past Hummer!
"Man, extreme sports are fucking awesome, wicked, woo!"
A great white shark was also spotted in the local Waikiki shopping mall looking for a quick snack of MacDonalds workers and obese, bloated Hawaiians who couldn't run fast enough!