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Saturday, 27 February 2010

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visited Eskimos in Alaska yesterday as part of a plan to see if everybody in the World knew who they were.

After speaking to dozens of Eskimos in their Igloos it became quite clear in fact 100% clear Eskimos did not have a clue who Pattinson a Stewart were.

The Eskimos we spoke to were all from the Inuit group who are prominent in Greenland and Alaska. After speaking to an Eskimo woman who said she was the Leader of the Inuit tribe our interviewer Stewart Paterson came back and said "I knew it she does not have a clue who Pattinson and Stewart are."

Just before we left we decided to see if she knew who Al Gore was and his predictions on Global Warming which could mean all their Igloos would melt. Our interviewer said "OK Al go and Al ask her."

Seems there are still people who don't know who Pattinson and Stewart are.

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