Japan - (Ebola Gay): The huge 7.3 quake centered some 80 kilometers east-southeast of Naha struck at 5.31am prompting fears it was caused by one of the 'lost' atomic bombs that ended World War II.
The Pacific Tsunami Global Warming Center said today they always suspected the Yanks had pulled a fast one with Hiroshima and Nagasaki being the only two official hits in the area.
The quake freaked out millions of paranoid Japanese addicted to WWII conspiracy theories about sunken nukes, long time-delay detonators and the ghost of Harry S Truman still haunting the Pacific.
Some local wingnuts maintain that oil and gas exploration in nearby Chinese waters may be triggering the latest earthquake season horror.
In 1995 a gigantic 7.2 quake struck the port city of Kobe killing over 6,000 people.
Tinfoilhatters maintained at the time a sunken Russian niuclear sub was responsible for the tragedy.