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Thursday, 25 February 2010

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The New Taliban Wants You!

Kabul, Afganistan - The Taliban leadership in Afganistan and Pakistan has taken a beating in the past few weeks and now with fewer of the old guard left a new more colorful leader appears to be stepping forward. The new supreme leader is named Hamed Habir Shillinkacvban, but his friends call him "Dolly" for short.

"Dolly" will mean something new for the Taliban. Green taffetta, face painting, evening gowns, you name it, everthing goes, the gloves are off baby!", says his closest aid Akmed Kabeerkabob, "No more burkas, you will see a new world for the women of the Taliban, crotchless panties will be in, show those pussies!"

"I am a brutal leader to those who cross me," says Dolly, "But, for the right man, like that President Karzai, I'll make him beg me for more. And OHHHH what I could do with Bill Clinton, if that little slut wife of his ever divorces him. I'm ready for the world stage a real cabaret!!!"

When asked if he has met Osama Bin Laden and knows where he is, Dolly had this to say, "Osama, Osama, Osama, who cares what that little bitch is doing, he's probably still in a fetal position from that last drone that almost nailed his skinny little ass. I'm the new show in town, Al Quaeda is dead, I'm the new Queen of terror babe, but really what is with all these guns and bombs, they are so old fashioned. They don't match with any of the clothes or colors that I like."

Will Dolly negotiate with the Afghanistan government? "Absolutely, but keep Hillary out of it, that woman sets fashion back to the cold war, send Bill and Karzai with some flowers and we'll get on just fine."

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