Reports are coming in that crocked serial philanderer Ashley Cole has been sending explicit text messages to Swedish speed-skating sensation Ivana Phuque after seeing her on TV
From what we have been able to ascertain, there is no evidence to suggest that Cole actually has texted the blonde ice Goddess, but if these reports do contain a shred of truth (which frankly appears extremely doubtful) then one can only marvel at the sheer nerve of the unapologetic Chelsea and England star whose very public marriage to Girls Aloud singer and X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole went to hell in a handcart this week.
Cole was unavailable to refute the allegations as we heard he was having dinner in Milan with Jose Mourinho and chewing over a lucrative move to Inter.
Ivana Phuque was last seen disappearing into a hotel room with Jim, the sunflower oil authority from the University of Pennsylvania, who has promised to look after her breasts - sorry - interests.
More as we get it.