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Thursday, 25 February 2010

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Would you like for the Dalai Lama to bless your balls on a golf course?

The Dalai Lama took time out from his Presidential Visit to the United States to meet with a golf caddy, according to uncomfimed reports. Carl Spackler, a groundskeeper at the Bushwood Country Club, says that the Lama always sees him when he comes here.

"I used to be his caddy, and he always feels sorry cuz he once stiffed me on a tip. Gunga Galunga and stuff, that's what he told me. Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. It means that on my deathbed I'm gonna receive total consciousness."

"I still got that goin' for me, but every now and then he drops by to slip me a fiver."

"We also played 18 holes, but I think he cheats. All holes in one."

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