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Topics: Money, Mafia, illuminati

Thursday, 25 February 2010

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The Mafia's money is being seized by the Illuminati as the New World Order continue their campaign to take money off every organisation that is not Illuminati controlled.

Police in Sicily have seized Mafia assets totalling 1.6 Billion Euros and investigation is underway to track billions which lie in Swiss Bank accounts.

The Mafia are involved in drug trafficking,loan sharking and extortion,they are also money laundering and creating ties with local politicians who are all corrupt anyway.

One of the Mafia's leaders is Oggoly Bogoly who is also known as Costra Nostra he is believed to operate in Turkey as well as Italy. Every year the Mafia are responsible for around 500 murders in Italy so don't mess with them or you will end up strangled and dissolved in acid.

The funds being seized will eventually end up in the hands of the Illuminati who are the only organisation not scared of them.

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