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Topics: argentina, falklands

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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Mr Maradona

The Argentinian foreign minister, Diego Maradona, has greased himself up for a round of talks with neighbouring countries about the future ownership of the Falkland Islands (or Las Malvinas as Diego's called them).

Many South American leaders, including Venezuelan president and commie tosser Hugo Chavez, have said they would support Argentina in a potential future war with the UK because, as Chavez said, "the era of European empire building is over. The era of South American empire building is here!"

"We owned de islands before the UK," said Mr Maradona in a display of diplomatic skill rarely seen in the cocaine-riddled blobby-bellied cunt.

The British ambassador to Argentina offered Mr Maradona some Ferrero Rocher and explained that before Argentina owned the Falklands Islands, they also belonged to France, Spain and briefly the UK again. He also mentioned that Argentina previously belonged to Spain and also to the native South American people. Not only that but the majority of the inhabitants of the Falklands are happy with their current status as a British territory, which is a position supported by the UN's charter.

Mr Maradona responded by attempting to handball a Ferrero Rocher over the ambassador's head, then pretending he had won the argument.

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