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Topics: Google, Italy

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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Never GOOGLE IT in ITaly when it's "Mama's making spaghetti time" it's a CRIME!

Italy has arrested 3 Google top Exec's for "GOOGLING IT"! Now all over the world people all GOOGLE IT but in IT-ALY there is a law against "GOOGLING IT" at the wrong time, "Mama's making spaghetti time" whereby all internet activity is forbidden when Mama makes spaghetti!

The local Carabinieri raided the Google buildings confiscating all evidence of the abuse and the 3 top Exec's were marched away, handcuffed and eating MacDonalds (yet another crime)!

Google in the US have protested about the arrests but the Italien justice system have ignored them issuing the following atatement:

"When Mama makes spaghetti nobody is allowed to use the internet, even the Mafia respect Mama and those imbecilic Googlers even had the audacity to order MacDonalds on top of it, a 'grandiosi crime' and show of total disrespect for Mama and Italy!"

The Google Exec's were last seen praying for forgiveness in front of the "Weeping Madonna" in the prison chapel after being force-fed with several plates of MAMA'S BEST from behind!

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