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Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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I would have said off with their heads too

The Odeon Cinema chain will not show the new Tim Burton, Disney version of Alice in Wonderland in their cinemas in Britain, Ireland and Italy because of a dispute over the timing of the films DVD release.

The Odeon cinema group have apparently told Disney that they are late for a very important date so they are not going to show the film in their cinemas.

Jedward who were offered the parts of Tweedledum and Tweedledee in another version of Alice In Wonderland are very disappointed that they will not be able to see the film and the Queen of England not happy with Odeon Cinemas either has said "Off with their heads"

In in alternative version of Alice in Wonderland the part of Alice is to be played by a new actress being introduced called Alice D.

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