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Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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Loch Ness in the good old summer time

The Loch Ness Monster has failed to turn up recently for the usual tourist photos because Loch Ness is totally frozen during this period of Global Freezing. Scotland at present is even colder than Moscow.

Angus MacPherson who has a collection of photographs of Nessie spoke yesterday about his frustration about not been able to get any photos since July. "I have a lot of photos of Nessie, sightings peek in July when its hotter but when the Loch is completely frozen over with ice you don't have a snowball in hells chance of getting a picture."

Angus then called Al Gore A feckin idiot as he gathered his equipment from the Loch side and headed home.

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