After a wild binge drinking session German protestant "High Priestess", Frau Kaessmann, admitted to being totally plastered, jumping in her VW Phaeman, driving through 5 red lights and hitting a lampost dressed as GOD! (well in her state she would have thought Hitler was God)
Confessing in front of a court in Hannover and being now sober with a slight headache, she admitted to having slight pangs of guilt due to her high-ranking position within the German protestant church.
In fact she pleaded not-guilty giving the following statement:
"After 10 glasses of best Deutsche Pils, 5 shots of whisky, a knees-up and a quick wee-wee I felt fine and God told me I was fit too drive, so I did!"
"Whilst entering my VW, I felt slightly dizzy but God assured me it was only because the Devil was pursuing me."
"Then I saw the Devil with his 'red demon eyes' in front of me, I accelerated 5 times then God saved my life by thwarting Satan whilst peeing up his lampost, his eyes turned green and I crashed, literally, it was all his fault!"
Frau Kaessmann has been relieved of her duties and detained in a padded cell, all German Protestants have converted to Catholicism whilst God and Satan argue over who pays her fine!