Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: God, Priest

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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German Satan (real name Heinz) causes pissed protestant priestess to crash, she thought??

After a wild binge drinking session German protestant "High Priestess", Frau Kaessmann, admitted to being totally plastered, jumping in her VW Phaeman, driving through 5 red lights and hitting a lampost dressed as GOD! (well in her state she would have thought Hitler was God)

Confessing in front of a court in Hannover and being now sober with a slight headache, she admitted to having slight pangs of guilt due to her high-ranking position within the German protestant church.

In fact she pleaded not-guilty giving the following statement:

"After 10 glasses of best Deutsche Pils, 5 shots of whisky, a knees-up and a quick wee-wee I felt fine and God told me I was fit too drive, so I did!"

"Whilst entering my VW, I felt slightly dizzy but God assured me it was only because the Devil was pursuing me."

"Then I saw the Devil with his 'red demon eyes' in front of me, I accelerated 5 times then God saved my life by thwarting Satan whilst peeing up his lampost, his eyes turned green and I crashed, literally, it was all his fault!"

Frau Kaessmann has been relieved of her duties and detained in a padded cell, all German Protestants have converted to Catholicism whilst God and Satan argue over who pays her fine!

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