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Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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A Grand Master of the Illuminati

Peter Mandelson has an amazing 35 cabinet committee posts his influence some would say control over Government decisions is supreme.

Undercover reporter Harry Holmes has discovered that Lord Mandelson is a top member of the Illuminati and is known as Peter The Great and Lord Of Illusions because the illusion is that Gordon Brown is in charge but Browns daily adviser is Mandelson who pulls the strings.

Mandelson is A Grand Master of the Illuminati along with such people as David Rockefeller and Henry Kissinger the only thing that is still not disclosed is who is the Supreme Grand Master of the Illuminati.

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