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Sunday, 21 February 2010

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There are two fings you should know about the wise woman

Tiger Woods has taken up Bud - ism that is drinking as much Budweiser as he can even drinks as much as he can out of a can.

Recently Tiger made an apology speech in front of friends and family who were ordered not to speak by Gordon Brown otherwise known as the Bullying Brutish Prime Minister. No one else was allowed to appear not even Tigers best Buddies.

Woods recently met up with a woman who is simply known as the wise woman. When they met she said "There are two fings you should know about the wise woman first she is a Woman and secondly she is Wise."

On listening to Tigers problems apparently the wise woman said the only thing you can do is take up drink try as much Budweiser as you can and when you get drunk you will be away with the birdies.

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