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Sunday, 21 February 2010

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The Doctor And Sarah To The Rescue

Washington, DC-- Three Daleks were videotaped last week, roaming the corridors of the White House. The evil androids from the planet Scara were seen entering the Oval Office with President Obama for a conference. White House security quickly confiscated the videotape and destroyed it.

Apparently, the Daleks have been inside the White House since last year's inauguration. They have been inside the Obama organization since 2006. The Daleks wanted the Obama slogan to be "Hope and Change and Extermination" but shortened the slogan before the campaign. All White House appointments and directives come directly from the Dalek High Command.

The Daleks want to take over the earth with as little damage as possible. Davros himself, the creator to the Daleks, writes the words that President Obmaa reads from the TelePrmopter. Davros is actually the president of the United States.

Daleks took over the United Kingdom years ago. Prime Ministers Blair and Brown love being Dalek slaves.

Early this morning, a blue police-box materialized on the South Lawn of the White House in front of some startled security guards. Dr. Ron Paul and his companion, Sarah Palin, stepped out of the police box. The Doctor and Sarah then began walking towards the Oval Office.

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